So a pornstar walks into a massage parlor and says, "I need a massage because I'm Phoenix Marie the pornstar." Bewildered, the masseuse obeys her and attempts to treat the busty blonde like any other client of his. But when she decides to lay down completely naked and asks him to massage her big tits and fat pussy lips, the masseuse is speechless and tries to go about his business oiling her up. When she asks him if he jerks off, the masseuse stutters, "Uh, yes." When she finally tells him she wants to give him a blowjob and fuck him, the masseuse says, "For a pornstar, you sure to beat around the bush!"